More red than gold and more song than cents

LION TAMING 

Question: What do you get when you put an Irishman, a rugby Test, a capital city, loud anthems and a few ales together on the one night?

Answer: An almighty hangover and a craving for greasy food after being in one of the best atmospheres you could possibly imagine at a live sporting event. 

The occasion was Saturday night's third and deciding game between Australia and the British and Irish Lions in Sydney and it goes a little something like this...

"I left Newcastle a little after midday after finishing work and once I'd picked up the obligatory gold jersey I was on my way down the F3 without a ticket and without much of an idea.

Before I knew it I was walking in the footsteps of Olympians on my way to the first available bar out at Homebush.

Irish rugby mates (named Patty and Mikey - not even kidding) were successfully located after simply following the noise and suddenly sing-a-long-songs were met by hugs from strangers in red jumpers and many rounds of beer, but not necessarily in that order. 

The point arrived where this new social group was splitting up to inside and outside players before a random phone call provided a game changer.

After a brief exchange me and three blokes I had met less than 100 minutes earlier had scored bargain tickets only half an hour before kick off!

An 80-plus thousand sea of red and gold passionately supporting their teams creating more electricity around the ground than Ausgrid on a stormy night.

But the catch cry that stood out was the slow-building chant ... li-ons ... Li-ons ... LIONS!

Eventually it was back to the bar where it all started and more hugs from strangers in red jumpers, rounds of beer and more sing-a-long-songs, but not necessarily in that order.

Final destination was Central station and a nearby establishment where I was literally the only person inside with a Wallabies jersey on, it was simply wall-to-wall red.

In other environments you may fear for your life but it just didn't seem to matter one iota.

A bit of banter arm-in-arm over a pint and life was good, plus attention had turned towards the hurling match about to start between Killarney and Tipperary.

What a whirlwind 12 hours or so...

And by the way Australia lost the game 41-16 and consequentially the series 2-1, which was followed by the sacking of Robbie Deans as Wallaby coach and the appointment of former Test prop Ewen McKenzie.

Not that it really seemed to matter much by the end of the night."

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